Thursday, March 14, 2013

A Note to your Surgeon

Crafty scalpel.

Did you do the job?
No need to pretend, there's no shame.
Seriously.
I'd like your Institution's name.
So I can also do the same.

See, this stitch right here?
That's where my doctor botched the same incision.

but your work looks highly efficient
swift
recovery complete

Did your office not process the surgical evaluation we drafted/the detailed Scottish tremors/ the medical history we were hesitant to fax over/the get-well note rendered/our grievance committee had hoped for/at the very least/notice of receipt/

Skilled Surgeon,
Quite impressive.
you've ripped out
your stitches well.





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